(317): So that Guy I went home with last gets me completely naked, looks me in the eyes, and says, "I'm gonna toe fuck you so hard". My response "as long as I can stick my eight inch dildo in your ass". He agreed.

Comments: 34


68952 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 7 years ago

YOU DEVIL SINNERS ARE GOING TO HELL YOU FAGGOTS!! YOU ARE ALL SINNERS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST OF BETHLEHEM. YOU HOMO FAGS ARE ALL ABOUT SEXUAL DESIRES THAT THE LORD SAID TO IGNORE, YOU GO IN FRONT OF GOD AND DESTROY HIS WORK, JESUS CHRIST DID NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS YOU FAGGOT, YOU ARE THE DEVIL HIMSELF ENGAGING IN HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUOUS ACTIVITY!! HAVING SEXUAL THOUGHTS OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE IS A SIN!!! I HOPE YOU GET RUN OUT OF TOWN BY THE LORD HIMSELF, AS HE IS MY SHEPARD, AND HE PROTECTS ME FROM SINNERS AND HELL SEEKERS SUCH AS YOURSELF.




68962 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Wow what the fuck clam down #1




68972 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i dont think God would appreciate you calling people "faggots." Also, as a Christian, shouldn't you be trying to convert people rather than hoping they all go to Hell? Way to set a good example.




68992 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i think #1 haaaaasssssss aaaa secret ehehehehehe!!!!




69009 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

...since when does a girl using a dildo on a guy make both the guy and the girl "faggots"?




69010 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

jesus h christ #1 calm down, the text wasnt about you, the little secret about you and your massive dildo are still safe




69015 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Holy crap I got a headache from #1. Just cuz you're embarrassed about your secret fetishes doesn't mean you should take it out on these two.




69018 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ya i know, lets just calm down and find some common ground, i think it's safe to assume that everyone here FUCKING HATES NIGGERS GODDAMNIT!




69026 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Lmfaooooo am I the only one that found #1 halarious. Even though I still think number 1 DOES have a secret and doesn't know how to play it off too well! Hahaha no but really calm the fuck downn.




69035 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Am I the only one that thinks that #1 is just saying that as a joke? Seeing as this is a drunk text website, I'm pretty sure that a hardline christian wouldn't be going on here...




69043 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

you all got trolled! lol!




69060 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Religion makes u fucktarded




69062 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Agreed #12




69064 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

OK OK #1 I get it, I promise I wont sodomize you mom, sister or goat anymore sheesh. Get a little bit of money and all of a sudden "Someone can bee seen as homo anymore"




69065 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

oh and I forgot to say HAAAA #8. Sorry but that was a complete surprise after #1




69077 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hey #1, my cock is in your mom's ass. how do you like them apples?




69085 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

fuck jesus lol




69088 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#1 is a Class A troll, props.




69091 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Your mother sucks cocks in hell




69102 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

well we all no some one hasnt gotten laid not gonna point out any fingers or in this case toes..........#1! haha




69106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

So #1 is going to play the religion card... even though he's cussin like a sailor, I'm gonna have to agree with I'm thinkin he's got a secret. And aren't you supposed to convert people not cuss at them and all that jazz? Go #1, make the rest of us laugh.




69190 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

agreed #21




69200 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Its quite funny to realize that this convo was entirely about #1's response, and not about the text itself....funny shit..




69220 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmao #8




69267 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Faggots? They're having consensual, heterosexual sex, even though it's a little kinky. #1, your argument is invalid. Boy + Girl is not homosexual. Not hatin' on the gays though. I'm bi. I support




69312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#1. your a faggot.




69403 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#1 is not a Christian, if they were they would show love and not be so hateful. Yes, you can love the sin and not the sinner. But then again homosexuality is not a easy life style, I believe there are many who would prefer to be heterosexual. #1 you are a poor example of patience, kindness and compassion. BUT I bet you did it all just to get THIS reaction.




69427 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

^_^ Jesus christ, I love the internet...




69436 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#1 you dont even know if its two guys or not. it could be a guy and a girl. however its weird no matter what. and hahahahaha #28 you made my day :)




69457 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

@28 you shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain, just to help you out:)




69462 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Why does everyone seem to have the same massive black dildo to use on their sexual partners?




69618 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

omg #1 settle down. i'm straight, but i have sexual thoughts outside of marraige allllll the time. get over it, you freak.




69736 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

seriously #1 I have seen that post numerous times on these things and NONE!!!! of them were anything to do with gay people... grow up and get a life




70105 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ROFL #1, i have new copypasta


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