Just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille.

(724): Just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille.

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Comments: 15

68876 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Completely unacceptable. Check to make sure she's done cumming before you pull out, dufus.

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Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

eoBd7E wow, awesome post. Really Cool.

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68877 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 8 years ago

those strawberries wither to damn fast

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68909 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

hey, priorities first

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68913 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Seriously, no real man would do that

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68971 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

seriously..for anyone to pick farmville over sex..there are issues.

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68997 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

read this on it was over when, i say u stole it considering that one was way older than this post

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69025 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hahhahahahahah

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69028 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

oh em eff gee. that is me and my friend we def just talked about this...and yes they do whither too damn fast.

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69104 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha god that sucks.. He should really fix his priorities...farmville is not that important..

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69133 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

REAL MEN PLAY HARVEST MOON

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69608 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

OK. number 1, as long as he finished, who cares. number 2. shame on him for playing fucking farmville. what a fag. probably likes figure skating.

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69817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#10 got it right. fuck this guy

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70083 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ya #10! ;D

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70214 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Saw this on FML 2 months ago...

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