(318): I asked my three year old cousin what kind of birds don’t fly. Expecting to get the answer ‘penguins,' She turned to me and said quite calmly and earnestly, “Dead ones.”

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68278 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Not a drunk text. In no way a drunk text

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68290 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

NOT A FUCKING DRUNK TEXT WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON THE FUCKING SITE

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68360 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lol its not for when u where cought it for the time u got away!!That's marylands police for ya hahah

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68374 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This text is so drunk, it's practically incoherent.

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68557 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

who says earnestly?

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68796 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

not drunk, but still good - and your cousin will grow up to do great things

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69417 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

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