A know-it-all grad student was explaining to a professor about unicorns. "They only talk to virgins, you know," she said. "So what do they say," he asked. Exasperatedly, "Well, I don’t know," she replied. He just grinned - (MDT)

(879): A know-it-all grad student was explaining to a professor about unicorns. "They only talk to virgins, you know," she said. "So what do they say," he asked. Exasperatedly, "Well, I don’t know," she replied. He just grinned

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67852 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

guy should be ashamed, rape by unicorn is no laughing matter

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67892 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this ain't jokes.com take that shit elsewhere

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67906 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

it is pretty good. i'm happy i read it

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67963 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

nice :D

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69512 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol she probs got that whole virgin unicorn talking theory from a tween novel called Rampant. HAHAHA

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