(732): some girl at a party was giving me dome. i busted in her eye and kicked her in the shin. than i ran away, she chased me limping and squinting i screamed im getting chased by an angry pirate. EPIC NITE

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67618 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

FAKE!




67631 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

FAKE!




67633 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fake. you fucking loser.




67663 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ur stupid




67664 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Lie you fail eppic looser, you need to go suck start a shotgun!




67853 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeah fuck you dude....




67943 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

firstly you suck for saying dome. secondly you suck for pretending like you've ever had a sexual encounter with another human.




68010 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

lol you know a woman skin your dick with her teeth if you try a stunt like that. I would.




68050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

what he means is, he was down at the docks turning tricks for pocket change, and an angry somalian jizzed in his eye and shot him in the knee cap.




68141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#9 Ahahahahahahahaha, I laughed my ass of on this one. Nice one mate!




71414 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

even if it was fake, i laughed soo hard.


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