(615): woke up. in bed with a guy ive never seen. cant find my bra shoes or jacket. and have cum crusted on the inside of my legs.. pregnancy test?????

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67136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

you already took one, though it takes 9 months to tell you results. and as the LORD JESUS said unto you, Thou shout anoint thine inner thigh with the love of CHRIST and he shalt be blessed upon you a child of the LORD that shall not be impeded by chemical means. YOU shall love thine womb as CHRIST loved his flock, and as GOD spoke, he said to thine child inside be BLESSED and carry forth. Amen. Cor. 3:21

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Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

VSlHrg Wow, great blog.Thanks Again. Really Great.

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67140 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

#1 shut the fuck up

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67158 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

jeez, when will people get it? god does NOT exist...

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67166 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#1 is an idiot

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67197 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#1 is mentally retarded.

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67216 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Praise Jesus! The people have spoken!

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67252 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time.

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67312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

PLAN B... retard.... hurry the fuck up you only have 5 days

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67322 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Hahahaha! what a dirty woman....

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67383 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

the first thing she thinks is pregnancy test? i'd think STD test. plan B isn't a big deal. if your too late for plan B theres plan C or adoption. you can't get rid of herpes ew

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67426 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

numba 7 just made me more pissed off than at 1 so ima let the religion thing slide. as for you, go fuckin die you dickcheese!

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67435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

stop fucking posting colt 45 you flaming homo!

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67467 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#7 i personly think it is funny! oh and this is fuckin' gross..

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67547 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#2 BEST come back hahahah

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67750 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Well...your kids gonna have a shitty life. =D Congrats.

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67836 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

seriously if one more bible humper tries shoving their views down someone else's throat im gonna throw up...

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69845 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

jesus was really black. #1 is a nigger worshipper

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