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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton (781): then i met college
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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So I just got my pap...while the doc was two fingers deep he asked if anyone has ever told me my vagina leans to the left...Did you ever notice my vagina leans to left?? RCVD: My dick leans to the right. Marry me??
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So I was talking to this hot chick at the bar... We take it back to her place. It isn't until i see her in the light that I notice the Adams apple... And that was about the time 'she' shows me 'her' penis
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I would suggest bring trojans..but with you I'd say bring hand sanatizer for all the high fives you'll be getting.
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That's a knowing answer to a diicufflt question
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y2VkPrRD (0 Points) 1 year ago
That's a knowing answer to a diicufflt question