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We walked down the trail that looks like the intro to a cop show where they find a raped body under a tarp. (1-410): And? (410): We found three dead deer. Scariest fucking thing ever.
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I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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He sexted me all night telling me how much he wanted to fuck me and then disappeared out of nowhere. When he came back he said "Sorry, I was fucking my girlfriend."
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Why are you covered in frosting? (262): Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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(978):
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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