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We were having sex and you started watching Monday Night Football... (610): Mike Wallace is on my fantasy team. I had to see how he was doing.
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i was having sex with my boyfriend and right when he said "daddys coming" he let a huge fart out and said "oh shit I'm done"
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After five minutes of fingering myself and having an ah-mazing orgasm i realised i was sitting on my phone and it had speed dialed my dad... most awkard conversation ever!
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I'm wasted, can't find my clothes, woke up with some dude and my boyfriend is passed out in a chair with a video camera. I LOVE TEQUILA!
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(sent) Why did you sleep in my yard? (rcvd) The better question is why your sprinkler came on at 5 AM?
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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