(917): Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS

Comments: 17


1933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

THATS GREAT THEY WOULD RATHER HAVE A BLOW JOB THAN A HAND JOB ANYTIME OF THE DAY




bookmarks (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

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ly3OLZ Really enjoyed this blog article.Really thank you!




check it out (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

IAp0fF Im grateful for the article.Much thanks again. Awesome.




1971 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

u gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone....




2089 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

And really, why would she want to do something to him that she knows he can do 10 times better to himself. A blowjob? Now THATS something she can be proud of




3073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Pretty sure that's Sexual Assault....




3640 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ahhahahaha, that made my day.




4284 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

one of the few instances where sexual assault is funny




4763 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

What's so great about fucking handjobs? I can do that MYSELF thank you very much! I can't imagine bein in bed with a girl and thinking to myself "hmm...I'm too lazy to jack off so I think I'll ask her to do it"




6046 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i sugest u lay low ur probley wanted for rape or sexual assault




6128 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

this is the funniest thing ive seen on here to the person above me. if your a guy, fuck me hell if your a girl fuck me. im in love with you




6409 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

A. HJ are sometimes ok cuz it actually feel better if someone else does it cuz guys get used to their own way. B. You shoulda jsut done a couple more shots and then fucked him.




11035 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i seriously cannot stop laughing imagining this. poor guy




11640 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

thats happened to me :(




35067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

BJ over a HJ any day. That shit hurts when people don't know wtf they're doing...




82173 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

OMIGOD I JUST SPIT WATER OUTTA MY NOSE LAUGHING AT THIS....CRAP I HOPE IT DOESN'T FUCK UP MY KEYBOARD!!!


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