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(334):
(sent) She was terrible! I faked catchin a cramp so i could stop fuckin her.
(636):
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
(214):
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
(518):
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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found this in my sent box don't no who to or why or when ":S:i am a real girl no pupets involved, i have the bestiasist breastastis and you and the boy witha the big chin but that no mater for i am the hanibal lecture..." - MDT
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I think spoons should have big fat nipples on them. Yum.
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wtf
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lmao
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41451 (0 Points) 2 years ago
wtf