(804 ): everytime i get the opportunity to take her to pound town i have a zit on my dick

Comments: 19


60407 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you should get that checked out, chances are...its not a zit. herpesssss




60451 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Disease, you sick fucker hope your cock drops off




60453 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Gross.




60460 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

They're called "lights." Learn how to use them.




60505 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

A zit on the dick is not normal. Sorry. get that shit seen to ASAP.




60520 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I understand having a zit on your face when it's time to get a-drillin', but on your dick? That shit ain't right, ew.




60535 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

have you seen rent sir?




60536 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol @ #7




60547 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yea.. if it happens that often it probably isnt a zit




60613 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Try not to rub butter on it. Zits are caused from fat.




60615 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

@ # 10 That's like saying 'Don't think about polar bears'. Now he HAS to rub butter on it




60649 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

budddyyyy. zits on your dick is not a good thing. and #2 is hilarious. that would be fucked but hilarious




60802 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

zit no herpes yes




60921 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

PENIS PIMPLE thats how my friend was consieved




61011 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Use pro active, clearasil, and some Isopropyl Claning alcohol to get it off. Its gonna burn but itll work....




61117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

u've definately got the herp




61166 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

herpes: the gift that keeps on giving.




61435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

its not herpes you tarts its a shanker. which is a penis pimple that eventually goes away but in actuality it is the first symptom of syphilis so your gonna need a shot of penisilin in your ass cheek or your gonna die pretty much




63559 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

STD!!!!!


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