(951): so i was giving him a bj and we wanted to recorded so before we turned on the video camera he cum because of the excitement.

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58873 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow your grammar is ridiculously bad...




58878 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Agreed, maybe more time on school, less time getting your PhD in HO!




58889 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i have a feeling this person is a foreigner...i used to do the same thing....minus the whoreishness




58900 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

True on the grammar, work a little harder and it is "came", he came because of the excitement.




58939 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i was thinkin the same exact thing..i barely understood it..wtf




58991 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wtf - this is a text. what the hell brought on the grammer nazis?




59004 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#6- without proper language you will lose understanding. Then you won't be able to laugh at the good stuff




59005 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

It is kinda funny that people come onto a site called "My drunk texts" (note: DRUNK) and then crit the grammar. And if you didn't understand what happened, let me summarise: 1. BJ in progress 2. decision to video record said BJ, causing excitement 3. Premature ejaculation due to said excitement




59013 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

any perfectly constructed and punctuated texts can't really be considered 'drunk' can they. This ain't "My funny and grammatically perfect short messaging service communications" is it?




59017 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol #9 I agree




59051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

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59070 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

@8 I think you have a great sense of humor, keep it up, you will crack other people up!




59071 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

@9 FUNNY!




59123 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i can haz grammer?




59141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hahahaha^^^^^^^!!!!!!!




59235 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao @9




59484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

nom nom nom ^^




59583 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Yum yum yum @ you^:)


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