(260): He went soft (631): Wait. During? (260): Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.

Comments: 42


57770 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

That says a lot about your technique or general level of attractiveness.




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57792 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

you must be an all around horrible person.




57807 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

Why is it her fault? Ever think maybe it's him, and has nothing to do with her attractiveness or technique?




57825 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

Let me guess #3 - you are female? How could it be his fault? He can't really choose if it's hard or not - that kinda depends on her and what she's doing with it...




57836 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Of course she is female, she always speaks her mind, I like her posts. But I agree with you #4 and I am a female myself.




57851 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

it is all in the action that predicts the end result




57867 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Taco Bell!




57871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS?




57875 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Well it might not be her fault if he was DRUNK...but otherwise it being her fault depends on if this happens a lot with guys or just this instance...




57878 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Lmao. that's weak




57879 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahaha you suck. not very well though.




57881 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

She sucks at sucking!




57893 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#3, a guys dick will go soft in a girls mouth either she cant suck and shes a caveman and bites, or theres alot of teeth involved, for those main reasons he will go soft, other wise if a girl is doin atleast a decent job he will stay hard, common sense, she sucks and sucking, stop tryin to blame the guy :)




57896 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

he should come out of the closet, it would be better for everybody




57955 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

Here are the possibilities: 1. the guy was drunk 2. the girl was drunk and wasn't doing well 3. the guy was nervous or had never had it done before 4. the guy is a closeted gay 5. the girl isn't good at it 6. the guy had just finished jerking it in the bathroom




57961 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

haha anyway u look at it.. she still blows at sucking




57966 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Well said #15. I concur with your analysis of the possibilities surrounding this oral sex debacle.




57969 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

four four oh five three two one two two five




57978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#16, she sucks at blowing too.




58056 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I went soft in my girlfriends mouth, she slowwllly went up and down, didn't suck, and didn't use her tongue. It was horrible.




58084 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

what is slowwilly?




58085 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i know that you guys like the tongue used on the back of your penis




58095 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

erectile disfunction. not her fault




58115 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Sex is so overated, who wants STD's and Unwanted Pregnancies, not me!




58146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#24, please keep your prudent comments to yourself. If you've ever had decent sex you will realize it is completely worth it. Also STD's and unwanted pregnancies only happen when you're not using protection or have a back-up plan in use, ie. birth control and a condom. The chances of you getting pregnant while on both forms of protection is slim to none.




58208 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

So he was soft in your mouth and you took time to text about it, now wonder he never was able to get hard, duh?




58284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I hard ly heard a thing, hahaha




58287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Erectile disfunction.




58312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i agree with #24. even if your on birth control and use a condom you can still get pregnant. sex really is over rated. so what if it's worth it, im so sick of seen young girls being pregnant it shouldn't be like that.




58330 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

As a comment to #24, I've never had sex (too young), but I definitely think it's part of a healthy relationship. I mean, part of being attracted to someone is the physical attributes, and what good is it if you can't...enjoy them? Yeah, I guess I could put it like that. Though I've never had sex before, I've always wanted to try giving head. Is that weird?




58365 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

no, just curious :)




58399 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Okay first #24 im assuming you are a virgin or really religious as to not want to have sex...but it really is worth it if you both know what turns the other person on and if you don't there is always ways to know. I agree with #25 And #29 young girls are really naive to think they could possibly be mature enough to be having sex...and usually its the girls fault for not insisting on using a condom. That should always be the first thing to go through a girls head. Just saying.




58433 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#25... another backup plan: baseball bat or a coat hanger... either one works...




58435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

***Describe the perfect blonde*** 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to put your beer on




58509 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

# 33, #25 here, Thank you for adding that important addendum, it must have slipped my mind....




58547 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

buttplug




58601 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#3 - if a guy fails to make you orgasm do you blame yourself? Didn't think so. ..




58659 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

You are correct in your comment to #3 #37 it is always easy to play the blame. game.




58701 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Buttplug?? wtf is that gonna do..




58775 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Alabama Dirtwhistle




59293 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Ooooo, sorry - you turned him gay ;)


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