(843): dude it was my first time... i didnt know there was an exact hole to stick it in. i thought just hit the pink. SHE FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME!!!

Comments: 57


57516 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

totally should have used your digits first dude.




fiverr backlinks (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

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57590 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

This is funny :)




57592 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

fuckin priceless




57611 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

wow




57614 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

don't you watch enough porn to realize there's a clit, urethra, and a cunt; not one giant pink place to poke your dick at?




57660 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

what #5 said




57664 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

# 5 "not one giant pink place to poke your dick at?". Classic. Poking your dick at shit is just rude




57665 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

what exactly did you think was gonna happen when your dick hit the pink if you weren't expecting a hole? obviously sex-ed is doing its job...




57671 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

don't watch prono is messes with your mind




57685 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Check out www.mylifeisfly.com




57715 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i know porno makes me feel gross




57761 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

me too^and i am a guy!




57798 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

^ is obviously christian




57804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

guys...how often do you jerk off? Give us gals some inside info .......




57809 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

so much it would make your eyes water. seriously, you'd think we were lying.




57817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

no, number 13, you are incorrect I am not a Christian, at least not at the present time. i just happen to respect woman enough, that I choose to view them as much more than an object. Anyways those woman are so whoreish they don't do a whole lot for me. I just think about what diseases are they willing to pass along and how many men have they been with & how many abortions have they had, no thanks. I want a real woman, one that knows how to keep her legs closed. One that wants more tham sex when the right time comes. Believe me I plan to melt her heart and treat her like a woman should be treated. with the upright respect ever woman deserves. Understand now?




57820 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I awhile back talked with a young man here that didn't want to have sex, I talked him out of it. I occassionally come on here, bt not that often. I usually just laugh at the texts. Okay brother, I hope I made sense to you #13, have a good one!




57848 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i wish i was your girlfriend at least i am still a vigin ;D




57850 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

sexy




57856 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Taco Bell!




57888 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lol taco bell?




57954 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

taco bell made me shit all over the PLACE fuckkk UUUUUUUUUUU TACO BELLL!!!!!!!




57965 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#18.. haha there's probably a reason WHY you're still a virgin. either a] you''re way young or b] you're uglllly as fucccck or just c] your a big chicken shit.




57974 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

how come everyone of these things says Taco Bell?




57977 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Wow. 16 was adorable. Get at me! Just kidding. Kind of :]




57990 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

when i first had sex i was like 13ish i had no clue what i was doing....hopefully hes around that age. but then again i regret doing it at that age so hes also a rmoron if hes that age




57991 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

# 16 is a true gem




58051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#16, Thank you ladies, you have my upmost respect. You call the shots, remember that. A guy will respect you as long as you respect yourself. I love to romance a woman and watch her feel good about herself. Woman are what make a man a man. Don't allow yourself to be put into a situation that you will regret. Trust me some of us guys really appreciate limits. Some of us guys really want to show a woman they are a woman! You all derserve to be treated as such.




58068 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

# 16 is THE perfect guy, that all girls are looking for.... so the asshole that hurt his feelings know this: 1. you may get laid now but you won't when your old. why? you ask... 2 because no woman is going to fall in love with you cuz your an ass 3. you'll be a lonely old man in the future ASSHOLE!




58069 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

JUST SAYING




58079 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#16 here, there are 2 texts here that really have caught my eye, because of the comments. I can't help but come back. Thank you #29, I guess you liked what I had to say. Well, it is what every woman derserves to hear. Don't be shy ladies speak your mind. Trust what I am saying to you, men like more than a body. We want someone to share our interests with. Sex gets old when that is all that there is. I like growing with my partner, that is when I am with someone. Here is a tip, men really want to feel respected. Men also really want to feel appreciated. Keep those 2 things in mind and you are off and running. I know woman want to feel loved and valued. Trust me I wouldn't have it any other way. -SR




58089 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thank you SR you are wonderful!




58096 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

You are welcome #32, trust me I am old enough to be your father I believe. I never had children. So I look for opportunities to be a father figure, I am happy to do so. But I must confess, I am one hell of an Uncle and I love my nephews and nieces. That is why I wanted to speak up. I don't know that I will be back, but I had a lot of fun.-SR




58101 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

OMG




58102 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Taco Bell!




58125 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

STOP with the Taco Bell pleaseeeee!!!!!!!




58201 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

taco bell!




58220 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Not taco bell again! Man you must be hungry or you have followers, hahaha!!!!




58234 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

You should of waited:(




58293 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Hick up!




58366 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

friggen funniest shittttt :) LOOOOL




58428 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I can see both sides of the conversation... However being a therapist, I can honestly say that most women I talk to want a man that will take control and not lay over. They want to know that the man is willing to stand up for what he wants.. In turn, they will get what they want... Goes back to the caveman days.. in a sense...




58442 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

What kind of Therapist are you #42? Are you a Sex Therapist? I am not being rude, I am interested in knowing, could you tell me, please, thanks.




58574 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

@43 this person has to be a sex therapist, but now I am curious too, see what you started, rotfll!!!




58614 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#44 this is 43, I have to agree with you :)




58615 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

sex therapist, hahaha ;D




58697 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Actually I am a sex therapist.. I come across some pretty interesting stuff.. Stuff that would blow most of your minds.. The world isn't what it used to be. Kids are experimenting earlier in life. Doesn't neccessarily mean that it's wrong. I think the most important thing is that they are well educated... Ok, Ok.. I'll quit preaching now..




58731 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

No tell us more! But I do think kids should wait till they are adults, sex is a big responsibility and it is healthy to wait till they are mature and able to handle things properly, omg, I sound boring, but it is true. Come one tell us something interesting and I will think of something intersting too, at least I will try.




59843 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

im no sex therapist but all I know is that at 17 all i want to do is hav as much sex with as many girls as possible. I know that sounds bad but its the truth and i wont deny it. on the other hand i hope that by being around many girls will actually help me decide what qualities i like in a girl and maybe even find a girl that i would like to be with all the time.




60128 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmao, I prob wouldve laughed too! xD And Im a girl.. if a guy did that... too funny :)




60275 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i was 14 at the time and very sheltered.




63284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

LOL @ #16. Every girl says they want to date a guy like that, but they don't. Lmfao. Remember that cliche nice guys finish last? Ya well its true. Pretty sure you're gay.




69788 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Wow.




71468 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahaha you're a dick #52, but that is sorta true, I've met a lot of girls who say they want a real nice guy like that, but then you see them with asshole guys. I get that those girls are just "immature" but i mean still.




Sane (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

XDDDD I wouldve laughed my ass off too




78634 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

When a girl is young and a boy picks on them, everyone tells them that the boy just likes them. This process continues throughout their entire life. Guys also deal with the same situation. They learn that girls like assholes and if they are super nice to a girl then the girl takes advantage of the situation. Overtime, nice guys become assholes and girls learn to love assholes. The guys who are still nice most likely haven’t been out in the dating world much, they had long-term gf that didn’t work out or they are shy. I have had a ton of girls fall in love with me when I was the biggest asshole in world. Yet almost every relationship that I am sweet and nice to a girl somehow something happens and we break up. Conclusion, girls like assholes!!!


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