(712): So i was wasted and this chick was riding me and i told her "oh shit get off me a sec" blew my load, it landed in my belly button and i yelled to her "holy shit a hole in one!"

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56658 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

That's mildly disturbing...but im not a guy so I really can't say much

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56659 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

What she said... ^^^

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56687 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

You jizzed on yourself... Fail

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56722 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

How do you think that's awesome? You had the chance to come inside her and you wasted it on yourself?

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56748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

FAG!!!?!?!

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56841 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I'm assuming you used the pull out method, if so there is no need to say anymore -_-

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56847 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

hahahahahahaha awesome dude! well what she do? if she laughed she's a keeper!

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56881 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

this is clearly made up, and really fucking stupid

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57071 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

no, this is totally possible, having done it before. some people are just masogonistic enough to add the punchline.

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57266 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

IDK about you, but I wouldn't enjoy jizzing on myself.

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57325 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

is masogonism what that new dan brown book is about?

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59218 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

dno but a hole in one is still preeeeeety awesome

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