(303): i have bruises on my hips that really really represent the exact marks of a guys hands from grabbing me and f*cking me from behind.... i thought me and you and your boyfriend were hanging out last night?
Im not sure if this is better when I assume the friend DOESNT know the bf was doing it, or better if the friend was participating...
#2 - Jun 29, 2009 01:24 AM by anonymous
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Did this friend have a bear? scratch that. Did this friend have a horny bear?
#6 - Jul 12, 2009 08:44 PM by anonymous
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lol sex bruises...never had them, where the fuck have i been!? lol
#8 - Jul 20, 2009 05:19 AM by anonymous
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Sex bruises are the best! Just reminds you of the wonderful time you had lol
#9 - Jul 22, 2009 10:39 PM by anonymous
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I got a sex bruise once on my forehead . .. the instant she started to 'gasm, for some reason, she started bucking like a bull, tossed me off the bed and face first into a bookshelf. O.o'
#11 - Jul 30, 2009 11:53 PM by anonymous
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#11 would like to go out for drinks with #13, lol ... also, for #12, she wasn't a bitch, but definately psycho, least in the bedroom, muwhahahaha . .. for the record, I pretty much left after that; was way to weird to be able to comprehend it.
#14 - Aug 1, 2009 12:14 PM by anonymous
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alright this is what happened the boyfriend rooffied ip them both and let his girl pass out cause he secretley wanted the friend so after she passed out he did his duties on the friend shits crazy but it happened
#15 - Aug 2, 2009 10:34 PM by anonymous
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well regardless of what happened.... im so down for a round with this chick.
#16 - Aug 3, 2009 03:56 AM by anonymous
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I think it's kind of startling that you had sex, don't remember it, and nobody commented that a) that's fucking scary and b) you should get checked out for STD's pregnancy and date-rape drugs in your system. Then you should give me a call, you sound like a fun friend to have ;)
#17 - Aug 8, 2009 09:43 PM by anonymous
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Here's a thought. What if said texter is a dude?
#18 - Aug 11, 2009 02:12 AM by anonymous
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the reply was something about "ya and u guys brought me home and thn he dropped u off and he went home. who else did u chill with" but he was asleep on my couch.... so whatevs.
#20 - Aug 16, 2009 07:24 AM by anonymous
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If I were your friend I'd sleep with your husband ever year on your anniversary SLUT!!!!!!
#21 - Aug 22, 2009 03:42 PM by anonymous
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ok how is she a slut if u would sleep with the husband every year on the anniversary? doesn't that kinda make u a slut too?
#22 - Aug 23, 2009 06:10 AM by anonymous
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Don't feel bad .. I lost my virginity in a threesome with 2 guys a couple years ago :P kinkyy , not how i saw it happening for the first time .. it wass fun though !
#25 - Sep 3, 2009 12:27 AM by anonymous
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haha 25 would be great for a while but not someone to ever get real with.
#27 - Sep 14, 2009 08:28 PM by anonymous
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I hope the boyfriend is circumcised. I only like circumcised guys. =]
#30 - Oct 11, 2009 11:57 AM by anonymous
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Wow sex bruises are cool wen ur consenting but other wise hell no
#31 - Nov 7, 2009 09:24 PM by anonymous
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Im not a fan of sex bruises... scratches are okay though, and honestly so long as you were happy with it, just put it in the books as a good night, though honestly you should get checked out
#33 - Nov 12, 2009 09:27 PM by anonymous
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wow this is just crazy but it would def be worth it! and who knows it could occur more then once
#36 - Dec 28, 2009 05:23 PM by anonymous
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This is just wrong. This person got raped... and all of you are laughing?
#37 - Jan 7, 2010 09:34 PM by anonymous
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definitely a great night, nobody got raped. jus bein a bitch to the girl who took my man when we were younger. its okay tho cuz me and her are "cool" now and he's officially my man.
#38 - Jan 9, 2010 06:00 PM by anonymous
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#37 Why not? didn't happen to me, and she don't seem to be bothered by it.. by the way #38, I think y'all are fucked up in the head.. just sayin
#39 - Jan 15, 2010 08:57 PM by anonymous
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you totally got raped. But, since you seem fine with it, i guess that's a weird fantasy thing that turns on for you?... o.O
#42 - Mar 4, 2010 05:29 PM by anonymous
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