(387): (sent) I'm gonna come by if ur not too busy to fuck me... i need it (rec)i'll have to check my sched but im pretty sure i can squeeze you in. ill have my assistant set up an apt for u... i advise arriving 5 minutes early and all cancellations require a 24 hr notice... i accept most major insurance providers lmao (sent) any co-pay? (rec)as a matter of fact there is but im willing to wave it if you make it worth my wile (sent) showing up in stilettos, corsent and booty shorts worth it?

Comments: 11

56304 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

yup worth it

link building (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

pd5Gfc Very good blog post. Will read on...

56342 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

fuckin lucky man!

56370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I think you mean a corset.

56372 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

and it's waive not wave.

56893 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

cut him some slack that was funnier than hell n the guy got his dicky sticky

56974 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

The lack of grammar in this made my eyes bleed.

57006 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

its a text right? so why should the grammer be perfect there mr webster

57272 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

im sure u wouldnt be bitchin about the grammer if u were gettin that txt

57379 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

for real? hardly anyone uses proper grammer when texting. you're just jealous you weren't creative enough to think of ever saying that to someone. completely hilarious dude.

61044 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

damn maybe i should become a grammar nazi all you stupid fucks keep fallin for his bullshit

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