(387): (sent) I'm gonna come by if ur not too busy to fuck me... i need it (rec)i'll have to check my sched but im pretty sure i can squeeze you in. ill have my assistant set up an apt for u... i advise arriving 5 minutes early and all cancellations require a 24 hr notice... i accept most major insurance providers lmao (sent) any co-pay? (rec)as a matter of fact there is but im willing to wave it if you make it worth my wile (sent) showing up in stilettos, corsent and booty shorts worth it?

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56304 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

yup worth it

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56342 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

fuckin lucky man!

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56370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I think you mean a corset.

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56372 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

and it's waive not wave.

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56893 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

cut him some slack that was funnier than hell n the guy got his dicky sticky

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56974 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

The lack of grammar in this made my eyes bleed.

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57006 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

its a text right? so why should the grammer be perfect there mr webster

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57272 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

im sure u wouldnt be bitchin about the grammer if u were gettin that txt

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57379 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

for real? hardly anyone uses proper grammer when texting. you're just jealous you weren't creative enough to think of ever saying that to someone. completely hilarious dude.

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61044 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

damn maybe i should become a grammar nazi all you stupid fucks keep fallin for his bullshit

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