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I streaked to ur house! even tho i didn't see u inside i knocked on ur window anyways haha. u weren't there! =[ im naked
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So she calls me up saying she bought me a couple 40 oz and a pack of smokes. so i head over there we drink. next thing i know i playing guitar hero while getting head ... fucked her brains out.. passed out..the best part she woke me up for breakfast by giving me head..keeper?
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(Anonymous):
Last night, "sheep can fly aslong as they have sexual intercourse with pigeons." MDT
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