(248): I just woke up with 2 girls next to me, whipped cream on my stomach, 6 used condoms in the garbage, 2 bottles of bicardi, 1 bottle of jager, and a card on my nightstand that said "Happy Birthday son! -Dad", "p.s. They're both clean and their names are Amanda and Kristen"

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54360 (0 Points) (+3, -3) 8 years ago

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54367 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

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