(334): So I got a cheap wedding band and came up with my "my wife was killed by a DUI" story. Point is: got 15 phone numbers and amazing head at the bar last night. Being "married" is the best thing to happen to my game. Ever.

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54223 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

your going to hell but i like the originality of it :)




54268 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Check out mylifeisfly.com




54322 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Nice!




54345 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you ar everyy tacky!!!!!!!!!!!!!




54512 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeah too bad i saw this on a movie or show.... minus ten points for biting!




54542 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

WTF are you even talking about No. 5? 1) just because something was on TV doesn't mean EVERYONE saw it. 2) people do copy shit from TV. +1,000 balls points to this man!




58759 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

U r pathetic.... can't get a girl on ur own? grow the fuck up...




79673 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you're probably one of the girls who fell for it hater


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