(+44): Haha omg dude earlier I chased a cow in the middle of town, watched two have sex, scored with an old man and just woke up in some trees, no idea where I am, with a blow-up doll, a used condom on my tit, bra on my forehead, a bleeding arsehole and a £20 note stuck up my vag... Oh and I could use a ride home too.

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1265 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ok, that is the UK for ya. damn ya'll party something wild!

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1295 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Stef? Is that you??

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1318 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

a little extreme!

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1334 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA. I think i just pissed a little.

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1348 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow that's actually really sad.

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1408 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Makes me proud to be British :D

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1448 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

England FTW...We have the best girls here =D

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1520 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sounds like u have some girls who get around

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1610 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

who ever she is getting married to is one lucky guy!

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2143 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fake

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3555 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

One work: Whore

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4809 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

can i please get you're name and number?

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5893 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha. word

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6185 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol see this isnt a bad night if u ask me, sounds great

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8317 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

nobody read the part "scored with an old man"? O.o

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8339 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Sounds like an awesome night

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14100 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's fucking awesome

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29210 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sounds like an epic night! except for the old man...not so epic.

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35699 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i'm buying a one-way ticket to ENGLAND. I don't think I'll have a hard time finding ya'll

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44015 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAAAHHA #2

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