(905): last night i almost had sex with him. he couldnt get it up cuz he drank sooo much. the only thing i got for christmas from him was a beard burn, and one less condom.

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53521 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

do you live in oakville?




53561 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha. nope. so it wasn't you i guess lol




53593 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

if he couldnt get it up, how are you out a condom?




53616 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

he probably was briefly hard, then put the condom on and...wa wa wahhhhhhhhh!!




53655 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

well atleast your present from him wasnt the clap or a baby or something lol




53660 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Prob Stoney Creek.All the whores live there




53664 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hamilton maybe? or dundas




53796 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

or maybe it wasn't the alcohol inhibiting his erection, maybe is was your nasty face




61070 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fucken owned


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