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(208):
I woke up cuddling with a fat chick next to two half ate turkey subs, a bottle of chocolate syrup,with a fucking banana rubber banded to my dick...
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Oh my god I'm so high. I accidently swallowed half of my gum and it's holding on by a string and dangling in my throat. It's fucking miserable.
(407):
she just came over and we fucked doggy-style so we could both watch "the hangover". epic man. epic.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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You tried to eat my cat douchebag (1-202) You said you wanted me to eat your pussy, and your cat was just sitting there. I assumed you were being literal
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(407):
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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