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(803):
I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an Fat or ugly bitch. Ex. "Bobby caught the swine flu last night."
(662):
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
(847):
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way.
(212):
talking to asians both confuses and delights me
(845):
ashley, im so lonely, can you pretend you're a boy and text me?
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(678):
(5:20pm) dude... I'm so high I would totaly do chef bor r dee!(5:22pm)ew(5:23pm) I'm about to have sex with this bowl of raveeoli!
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