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(507):
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
(516):
I should stop telling peoplle im a freshman when i'm sober...then they just get me drunk cause im too easy
(561):
I stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill.
(478):
i dont remember anything past 9 oclock. i woke up this morning, naked, at some guys house, chris wrote "call me when you wake up" on my left ass cheek with sharpie, i was walking around completely naked for like 20 mins looking for my clothes till i found a note that said "scavenger hunt? :)" taped to the door. my bra and undies were duck tapped to the ceiling. none of my other clothes were any where to be found. so i drove home half naked, erect nipples? YES. R-yumm;)
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I texted last night: "talk about a $5 footlong- it's big enough to tickle your tonsils without even giving him a bj- damn it is huge" MDT
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Last night, from the ex, "I want to put you on the dinner table and eat you". MDT
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vagina galore!....lol
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8349 (0 Points) 2 years ago
vagina galore!....lol