(516): Okay so my bf just came home and handed me a box of scented tampons. I'm going to assume this as a nice way to say it smells like fish and sour cream down there.
thats soooo meannn butt. heyy, take a fucking bathh
#7 - Jul 14, 2009 12:10 AM by anonymous
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