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(609):
we made bownies last night to try and cover up the smell of vodka and beer in my room. then we sprayed lysol. currently my room smells like brownies and a forest. sweeet.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain? (516): you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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As I'm putting my laundry in the machine, Guess what I found... a solo cup and a pong ball that I signed babe ruth
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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He just told me he can't wait to have babies because he wants to watch me breastfeed...
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(954):
the puppy just humped my foot...most action ive gotten in 3 months
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that was me
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lol
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51151 (0 Points) 2 years ago
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