(773): Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal...
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it's not often you see "dude" + "shampoo" + "phenomenal" in the same sentence
#2 - Jun 15, 2009 03:35 PM by anonymous
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You shouldn't use sham poo. You should use real poo.
#5 - Jun 15, 2009 08:31 PM by anonymous
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It was my house, and you owe me for my shampoo man! Biolage
#18 - Jul 28, 2009 04:45 PM by anonymous
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Haha! I love it. You think they'd be freaking out that they don't know where they are...then shampoo. That almost sounds like a Dane Cook joke.
#20 - Sep 6, 2009 12:54 AM by anonymous
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I think if DC sees this he might use that joke! And BTW I want to try some of that shampoo! When are you going to say what kind it was?
#21 - Sep 7, 2009 04:58 PM by anonymous
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Shampoo is made primarrialy of baby cham and human feces |: Ewe.
#24 - Sep 27, 2009 07:57 PM by anonymous
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GRAB THAT SHAMPOO AND RUUUUUUUN. No, but seriously.
#29 - Dec 11, 2009 03:56 PM by anonymous
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I woke up naked in someone's house before.. I took a shit in their kitchen sink and then started running down the street..
#30 - Jan 15, 2010 08:50 PM by anonymous
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