(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? ... (rec'd): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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726 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that sounds like a party!

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885 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Man I am SOOOO jealous

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903 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahaha

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953 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Sounds like a top night.

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1040 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

This is my fav...Amazing night

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1043 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Absolute favorite!

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1245 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

gotta keep the ferrets away some how. sounds like a great night

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1411 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

made my day.

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1545 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hilarious

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1701 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i definitely dont buy this one. if your night was so intence you don't remember the flamingos, no way in hell you would wake up and count them! lol

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2360 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha This one is probably my favorite. Besides, I'd wake up and count them.

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2522 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lsd

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3258 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Retarded.

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3529 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMG this is just so hilarious! Even better than the Margarita Mcflurry one!

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3603 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

bahahahaa, GREAT night mann :P hahaha

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4395 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahaha that has got to be the funniest shit i've ever read!!!! LMFAO!!! WELL DONEEEEEE :p

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4417 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao xD freakin' amazing

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4824 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Amazing... :) It makes me happy...

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6296 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fantastic :D

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7204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuckin a! XD

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7205 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuckin a! XD

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7985 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

not gonna lie, this person has to b the coolest person ever!

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9608 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfao!!!!!

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12985 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

fuckin legend XD

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13298 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

tht made me pee a little

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13488 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfao! i can kinda see myself doing that...

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15744 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

beautiful :D

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16011 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

LMFAO!!! this is the first one i've seen that's actually made me laugh hysterically. you fucking rock dude.

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28246 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahaha thats brilliant :P

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29559 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

perfectXD

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37223 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

epic shit

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42734 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

To #10 who said there's no way they counted....duh. that's why they said 47. They picked a high number and since 47 is the bestest evar they went with it. I can't think of anywhere you could buy 47 flamingos anyway.

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45938 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

where was i for the best party ever

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48377 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

agree w/ 31

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51784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahhaha thats funny

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58294 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg I knew plastic flamingos had a higher purpose!

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59760 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fucking EPIC win

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60780 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i love this..and wish it was me. you'd be a fantastic friend.

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62131 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMfAO!!

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80849 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

your a winner =] this made my LIFE.

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