(MDT): MY DRUNK TEXTS

The drunk texts u shouldn’t have sent made infamous

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? ... (rec'd): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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39 Comments

that sounds like a party!

#1 - Jun 15, 2009 01:15 PM by anonymous
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Man I am SOOOO jealous

#2 - Jun 15, 2009 10:38 PM by anonymous
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hahahaha

#3 - Jun 15, 2009 11:54 PM by anonymous
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Sounds like a top night.

#4 - Jun 16, 2009 05:56 AM by anonymous
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This is my fav...Amazing night

#5 - Jun 16, 2009 03:24 PM by anonymous
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Absolute favorite!

#6 - Jun 16, 2009 03:54 PM by anonymous
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gotta keep the ferrets away some how. sounds like a great night

#7 - Jun 18, 2009 05:47 PM by anonymous
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made my day.

#8 - Jun 20, 2009 01:16 PM by anonymous
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hilarious

#9 - Jun 22, 2009 02:20 AM by anonymous
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i definitely dont buy this one. if your night was so intence you don't remember the flamingos, no way in hell you would wake up and count them! lol

#10 - Jun 23, 2009 02:15 PM by anonymous
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hahaha This one is probably my favorite. Besides, I'd wake up and count them.

#11 - Jun 29, 2009 06:40 PM by anonymous
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lsd

#12 - Jun 30, 2009 10:17 PM by anonymous
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Retarded.

#13 - Jul 6, 2009 09:35 PM by anonymous
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OMG this is just so hilarious! Even better than the Margarita Mcflurry one!

#14 - Jul 8, 2009 04:57 AM by anonymous
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bahahahaa, GREAT night mann :P hahaha

#15 - Jul 8, 2009 04:38 PM by anonymous
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hahahaha that has got to be the funniest shit i've ever read!!!! LMFAO!!! WELL DONEEEEEE :p

#16 - Jul 13, 2009 12:40 AM by anonymous
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lmao xD freakin' amazing

#17 - Jul 13, 2009 02:50 AM by anonymous
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Amazing... :) It makes me happy...

#18 - Jul 14, 2009 11:24 AM by anonymous
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fantastic :D

#19 - Jul 20, 2009 05:59 AM by anonymous
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fuckin a! XD

#20 - Jul 23, 2009 01:00 PM by anonymous
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fuckin a! XD

#21 - Jul 23, 2009 01:00 PM by anonymous
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not gonna lie, this person has to b the coolest person ever!

#22 - Jul 27, 2009 10:03 AM by anonymous
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lmfao!!!!!

#23 - Aug 1, 2009 03:45 PM by anonymous
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fuckin legend XD

#24 - Aug 13, 2009 07:39 PM by anonymous
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tht made me pee a little

#25 - Aug 14, 2009 08:48 PM by anonymous
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lmfao! i can kinda see myself doing that...

#26 - Aug 15, 2009 06:45 PM by anonymous
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beautiful :D

#27 - Aug 23, 2009 11:16 PM by anonymous
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LMFAO!!! this is the first one i've seen that's actually made me laugh hysterically. you fucking rock dude.

#28 - Aug 24, 2009 07:57 PM by anonymous
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hahahaha thats brilliant :P

#29 - Sep 20, 2009 12:51 PM by anonymous
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perfectXD

#30 - Sep 24, 2009 03:20 PM by anonymous
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epic shit

#31 - Oct 21, 2009 06:31 PM by anonymous
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To #10 who said there's no way they counted....duh. that's why they said 47. They picked a high number and since 47 is the bestest evar they went with it. I can't think of anywhere you could buy 47 flamingos anyway.

#32 - Oct 29, 2009 11:56 PM by anonymous
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where was i for the best party ever

#33 - Nov 12, 2009 10:25 PM by anonymous
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agree w/ 31

#34 - Nov 25, 2009 06:22 PM by anonymous
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hahahhaha thats funny

#35 - Dec 15, 2009 12:20 PM by anonymous
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omg I knew plastic flamingos had a higher purpose!

#36 - Jan 14, 2010 01:16 PM by anonymous
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fucking EPIC win

#37 - Jan 20, 2010 05:38 AM by anonymous
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i love this..and wish it was me. you'd be a fantastic friend.