you have a small dick if she can talk around it

Hello ! I'm new on this forum, hope to talk to you soon :) I love carsn seotons and tuning, and you ?

he loves long walks on the beach and red sunsets

You must have a tiny ass dick

so why does he have question mark after win?

well obviously he wants our opinion on it. IMO this is fucked, you say shower sex, yet imply you were getting head? Catching a gummer does not equal sex. Now in order for her to say bye loud enough to be heard over the water she would need enough room to vocalize it properly. Therefore your dick must be small because she has enough room to shout bye, over the sound of rushing water, despite having a hammer in her mouth.

No that's pretty fail

Fail if she could still talk with ur dick in her mouth

ok morons i was the girlfriend in said story and i tried to say goodbye and failed so had to take his dick out of my mouth for my roommate to hear me say goodbye but im glad that this kept yoiu all so interested to say say "how small of a dick he has" yet youre the retards sitting at home with nothing better to d than to comment on MDTs. maybe if you had a gf youd have something to post rather than just sitting here and bitching =] have a nice day

#7- you. are. fake.

and. ugly. you. skank!

lol #7 is the OP

lol whys the gf freaking out clearly we aren't that much lamer than her boyfriend if he was the one who posted this up for everyone to see, ohh and op- nice lol have your gf come to your rescue (Im sure she says your a "huge" guy too)

LOL at #7. You are a hippocratic cunt. You are bitching about everyone posting how your boyfriend has a small penis and that we have nothing better to do. Obviously you have nothing better to do either, since you are posting on here too. So as poster #8 has already pointed out, you are probably some disease ridden, nasty, ugly, skank, who has a boyfriend with a tiny penis. Basically you are a whore who loves the dick. =] have a nice day - cunt

o burn!!!

#10 what does OP mean?

win woulda been room mate jumpin in the shower with you... btw im a girl & hells to the yeah shower sex rocks

I still don't understand how you were having sex but his dick was in your mouth... are you two like 15, and not been through health class to find out what sex is and what isn't?