(954): (rec'd): Dude, I just beat off and the stuff hit the ceiling. Call guiness, this is a fucking record. I'm not kidding. (rec'd 10 mins later): To everyone who received that text, I'm sorry, I accidentally selected my whole phonebook, pretend it never happened.

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692 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that's what happens when your drunk. you send texts to people you don't me to. sometimes the whole phone book :P




883 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

bahahah thats hilarious




909 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Jason - When you get home, your father and I would like to have a serious talk with you. Love - MOM.




916 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

^^ owned!




1063 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

bbbhahahahaha




1194 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hahahaha fuckin epic




1291 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#3 is hilarious!!! DUDE, it can't get worse!!!




1495 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

believe me it can get much worse....try sending a kinky txt to guy u jst fukd and get a reply from ur man, mum, dad, sister and grandad! oooops




1582 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

FML....this is definitely FML material!!




2571 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ohh shittt...that sucksss! hahahahha!




13894 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hahaha fail




45097 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA THE BEST




87640 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Yea... Whoops. Lol


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