679 (0 Points) 8 months ago
right,. cause women cant have bodily functions, we're robots. you're a douche, stfu
688 (1 Points) 8 months ago
OMG!!! I can't believe you put this on the internet! I wasn't giving you a high-five, I was trying to slap you, but you stuck your hand up and intercepted it. That's the last BJ you'll ever get. .... PS: Have fun jerking it off to the NSFW section
690 (0 Points) 8 months ago
LMAO @ #8 hahahaha, dude you will never get head from her again
703 (0 Points) 8 months ago
what a douche man your a real prick sucks your not getting head for a while
713 (0 Points) 8 months ago
it could have been worse he could of gave her the dutch oven lol
723 (0 Points) 8 months ago
oh fuck... has he seen her responds yet? comment#8
738 (0 Points) 8 months ago
I did the same while I was hanging around Bangkok. ~David Carradine
737 (0 Points) 8 months ago
fuck you Courtney. now this shit is all over reddit!
742 (0 Points) 8 months ago
David Carradine wouldn't be caught dead in Bangkok.
748 (0 Points) 8 months ago
If you were 69'ing her... that high-five would've been accomplished by some tears of joy as well
749 (0 Points) 8 months ago
#8, why did you keep going if you were trying to slap him?
768 (0 Points) 8 months ago
slutty bitch, get back to blowing him... if he farts you should smile and ask for another!
769 (0 Points) 8 months ago
IMO you should have given her a blumpkin.......hell since your not getting head anymore find a way to then leave her ass.
773 (0 Points) 8 months ago
ha dutch oven, now he can return the favour and she can fart
779 (0 Points) 8 months ago
Don't buy a bit of it but I still laughed my ass off, thank you.
780 (0 Points) 8 months ago
wow. a high five!!! How loud and smelly was the fart? give us a rating from one to ten please :-)
799 (0 Points) 8 months ago
#12 told me he likes farts that smell like rotten fish when hes blowing his family members.
800 (0 Points) 8 months ago
OMG!!! I can't believe you put this on the internet! I wasn't giving you a high-five, I was trying to slap you, but you stuck your hand up and intercepted it. That's the last BJ you'll ever get. .... PS: Have fun jerking it off to the NSFW section on Redd
802 (0 Points) 8 months ago
ha ha dutch oven! For ALL you suckers who dont know thats when you stick a swedish fish up your bum and then cook it in the oven and make her smell it while she puts her mouth on your penis. SOOO funny. I tried it once but bitch tried to slap me too!!
804 (0 Points) 8 months ago
I once crapped on the kitchen table when I was having dinner with my girlfriends family.
823 (0 Points) 8 months ago
Jim you are all over, great sight. Your or You're make sure to get it right people. No ooping allowed.
856 (0 Points) 8 months ago
YOU GOT REDDIT IN MY 4CHAN! YOU GOT 4CHAN IN MY REDDIT!
865 (0 Points) 8 months ago
thats not what a dutch oven is #50, a dutch oven is when a chick is giving you head under the covers, you fart and hold the sheets down to let it linger...
869 (0 Points) 8 months ago
this reminds me of Mallrats. oh, and that comment #8 was stage-a-saurusrex...Funny, but ITS A WORK
873 (0 Points) 8 months ago
Hey number 20. Do you have a name with that number?
881 (0 Points) 8 months ago
Next time tell her to stick her finger up your ass until she is done...that will keep the farts in.
893 (0 Points) 8 months ago
@ #36...stfu, my gf isn't completely retarded. So don't tell me that i'm fuckin' retards
894 (0 Points) 8 months ago
trust, he probly will, coz lets face it, does ne 1 know who actually sed this, or if he this even real and even if it is, and he gave his name, how many joe bloggs r there in the world thaty could have sed it? dont worry tho, im wankered so i dont care ho
901 (0 Points) 8 months ago
dude even if he intercepted it, she kept going, she clearly didn't mind that much!!! ^_^
902 (0 Points) 8 months ago
can't believe I actually read all of this. i need a drink now.
932 (0 Points) 8 months ago
my god, those few who managed to use as many internet abbreviations as possible piss me off even more so than those who call out grammatical errors in response postings. btw, i'm rotfl lolz lulz atrhenr (in case u missed that last one, it stands for: at t
933 (0 Points) 8 months ago
and having just posted that last comment, let me take the time to express my love for overly elaborate postings that only promote unnecessary posts full of dumb and unfulfilled frustrations at one's own failed ability to function in the so-called "re
939 (0 Points) 8 months ago
God I cnt believe I just read all that shit I need a life!!! Fml
945 (0 Points) 8 months ago
well this is, in many ways, a new low. fuck you all, i hope you boil in a bucket of gypsy shit
981 (0 Points) 8 months ago
all I can say is hahahaha @ this whole damn thing and all the post following.and @ myself for checking in 2 days in a row!
1048 (0 Points) 8 months ago
the opposite happened to me . . . I took a piss while I was getting my salad tossed!
1064 (0 Points) 8 months ago
If she was so opposed to the fart so as to slap him, why did she continue giving him the BJ in the first place? Hmmm. www dot genzel dot ca Check out 'The Show' Wednesday nights, 10:30 EST.
1120 (0 Points) 8 months ago
What a total retard. Loser men make me laugh.. You dont even deserve a woman you idiot..
1373 (0 Points) 8 months ago
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1665 (0 Points) 8 months ago
Shit man I want this girl..... You available now?
2763 (0 Points) 8 months ago
that is all fucking great. haha and for her high fiving you and putting it oh here i wanna give you a hug. and for her which i bet wasnt even her responding to it was a fucking better part to this. this is fucking sweet.
2882 (0 Points) 8 months ago
I think when I read this one I vomited in my mouth a little! The comments are damn hysterical!
3316 (0 Points) 8 months ago
I'm digging #73's response. And wow...I just read all the comments...I have no life. LOL But seriously, love this site! Never fails to crack me up!
3686 (0 Points) 8 months ago
The one hundredth comment bitches. lol. man this site is awesome. =D
4415 (0 Points) 7 months ago
lololololololol 102 lololololololol atrhenr (in case u missed that last one, it stands for: at the retarded health epicenter (of) not (giving a) rats (ass about internet shortenings rather than taking the split seconds of time involved in actually writ
5887 (0 Points) 7 months ago
#101, whose number is that so i know a name before i call
6058 (0 Points) 7 months ago
lol perfect hahaha thats either a huge slut or a girl that loves you
6642 (0 Points) 7 months ago
....holy shit. I wish my girlfriend would give me head :(
8552 (0 Points) 7 months ago
number 73. i love you. id say ily just for shits and giggles but that could send you on a murderous rant. HAHA
8963 (0 Points) 7 months ago
were you naked? if you just had your dick out then no foul. idk what shes whinning about
11993 (0 Points) 7 months ago
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14522 (0 Points) 6 months ago
I always want to do that after eating cabbage and brats all day........and maybe get a blumpkin.
24815 (0 Points) 6 months ago
cant believe i just wasted 2 minutes of my life to read this shit
28078 (0 Points) 5 months ago
lol i had that happen to me, and i kept going.. but thats just cuz im awesome like that..and he bitches too much when i stop. lmao
34994 (0 Points) 5 months ago
Ahahahah. Couldn't have said it better myself, number 71.
44713 (0 Points) 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG # 8 YAW I AGREE WAT A JERK GOOD JOB TELLIN THE GIRLFRIEND IM ON YA SIDE GIRL
48422 (0 Points) 3 months ago
...I just spent God knows how much time reading this shit. I officially have no life. Lol.
53413 (0 Points) 2 months ago
nah #8 is a fake. he said you kept goin..if you were tryin to slap him you wouldnt have kept goin :]
58707 (0 Points) 1 month ago
The monkeys in my head tell me to masturbate to shemales fucking midgets.. Those are usually good days..
60587 (0 Points) 1 month ago
OMG... so I was gunna say what a keeper and merry her when I seen this.. but dam did she own you.. idk if i was that chick i would of left it alone.. your name wasnt mentioned and everyone was giving you props.. if someone can deal with a fart to the face
67260 (0 Points) 3 weeks ago
we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my cloth
71226 (0 Points) 1 week ago
#8 lmao tell him no more head and come to me ill let you blow me and will not break wind while you are doing it
71402 (0 Points) 1 week ago
140 you misspelled "chevrolet"....just saying....dumbass...
71919 (0 Points) 4 days ago
hahahahahaha i did the same thing with my girl......except she slapped me and left all mad.....and i was laughing my ass off the entire time lmao
647 (0 Points) 8 months ago
marry that