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(705):
i'm not having sex with you sober, who do you think i am?
(D42):
(rec'd) dude i just watched my flat mate drink a pint of piss (sent) did he know? (rec'd) yes thats what i cant work out =S
(908):
I get turned on in tanning booths when I think of all the naked girls that have been there before me.
(732):
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
(541):
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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(717):
dude i dont think we should keep the easy cheese in the fridge because it makes it takes forever for the shit to come out the squirt hole
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