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I finally got to hook up with DREW :( (1-847) WHY THE SAD FACE? (847) He was really drunk and as we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Chick gave me head as I'm about to cum she gets a text and gets up and runs off.
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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She came out wearing a strapon and expected me to just bend over the edge of the bed and take it.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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nice.
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49605 (0 Points) 2 years ago
nice.