(303): The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

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691 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 2 years ago

fuckin awesome

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Bristol Airport Hotels (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 month ago

sXT5tY This is one awesome article.Much thanks again. Cool.

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696 (0 Points) (+6, -6) 2 years ago

It's a shame that the most useless thing in the world is a penis. It hangs out all day with two nuts. Gets excited for no reason and spits all over itself.

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786 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

the best.

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960 (-3 Points) (+1, -4) 2 years ago

"It's a shame that the most useless thing in the world is a penis. It hangs out all day with two nuts. Gets excited for no reason and spits all over itself." thats really lame..what sort of metaphor is that? Is that the best you can do to defend womankind?

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McBLAZ€ (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

I'm also sory the vagina can't help it's self to get exited like my penice but stay down looking ugly as a result of 2much work and punishment of swallowimg anything pushed in it...

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1046 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

This is an epic post! I think I want to print that off and frame it!

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1503 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 2 years ago

i would agree with you if mine wasn't currently changing its oil

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2261 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahahah lmfao GREAT XD

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6138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol @ # 6.

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7234 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

You are a god, and I'm showing this to all my friends. I love you in the most non gay way possible.

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11086 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

I'm a girl, and I found this absolutely hilarious. Makes a lot of sense too xD

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11712 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

I hope ur in politics or some sort of really important position cause ur a fucking hero/genious/god

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17091 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

Way to copy/paste bash.org

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32740 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

I love you in the manliest of ways. This is so true.

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63730 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

lol ima girl and this is funny and truee ,

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75814 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

totally fucking hilaricle

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Anomymous (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

Ripped off of Austrian gynecologist Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, who coined the phrase in 1912.

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88612 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

TRUE

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79638 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

word for word copy...

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babe (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Hahahahahaha! Word4word copy or not, sick in a funny way, reali makes a gud laugh esp if u hv a sense of humour...

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lolo (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

there is no other trueth than that

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B (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

i am a lady and this is totally true.

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M€ (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

What shit...

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Clit Licker (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 4 months ago

Fucking too true. Last week i bought myself a didlo, and chipped my tooth.

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wow (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

fucking the penis with a needle dick.

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