(904): dude, i jacked off to a picture of paula dean last night. any suggestions on how i should kill myself?

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49136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you should choke yourself with a pepper mill.

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Buy OEM software online (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

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49264 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Paula deen? i would...

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49283 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

draw and quarter

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49303 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Just cut off your dick and be done with it. Not like someone's going to ride it anyways.

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49326 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fried anything, lots and LOTS of it

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49348 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ain't nothing wrong with Paula!

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49368 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Tie a weight to your feet dive into a cesspool and drown in the piss and shit

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49407 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

what is it with her...my bro has a crush on her too. wtf? its all that butter. im convinced

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49457 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

shotty to the temple should do

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49460 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hey... Paula is pretty hot considering her age. Plus she could whip up some good shit post-sex

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49484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha #10! seriously tho deep fry yourself in butter. deep. fried.

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49686 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

death by masterbation, haha

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51707 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

tell ur friends this. they'll do the job for you

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83063 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Do a barrel roll!

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