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(615):
The only reason I gave him a bj was because I was cold and he had a snuggie on. (1-615) but he's your STEPBROTHER. (615) we're not blood
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I love walking into a store and having a girl I have never seen ask me where she has met me before and at the exact moment we both have a flashback of a time when we both hooked up at a party.
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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DUDE!! I totally cock-blocked him last night :) (Recv) What? how? (Sent) I totally fucked his girlfriend right before they went out where he spent $300 on her...(Recv) $300 Really? (Sent) Yep, and it was HIS birthday too!! (Recv) dude, you gotta stop actin like a guy sometimes...(Sent) nah that just means ima good lesbian :)
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his dad came up to my dad drunk and said i hear my son is messin around with your daughter shes too young you can kick his ass i wanna sit hear and watch
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(214):
(rec'd): I want to play basketball shirtless with you so we can rub man bods and it not be weird. (sent): I'm going to shave your nuts and make an eye patch.
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73171 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Wtf?