(706): last nite u broke up with me and told me ill never find another girl like u... i woke up this morning with 3 girls and im pretty sure there all better than u ever were :)

Comments: 44


48862 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

oh shit! lmfao! mowed downnn




48865 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Yeah, because that isn't a lie.




48868 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

You can't count your mom, sister, or the family dog.




48871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

good for you buddy keep up the good work




48874 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

LMAO #3




48881 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i've done that




48887 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

God bless. You work fast, man.




48925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i salute u




48938 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i say fuck the people who are putting you down Nice going bud!




48944 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Hahahahaha




48952 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

LOVE IT!




48957 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

She got what was coming to her




48973 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

chuuuuuuch




49009 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Me thinks OP is a girl.




49026 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thats it mad... hit her where it hurts.. xD dude next do her best friend! lmfao ive done that and she was so depressed it was hilarious




49084 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

He shoots....HE SCORES!!!! LMFAO! Flawless victory!!!




49122 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

And down the hatchet she goes! :D I don't know who you are, but you are my hero!




49128 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

FTW! you truly are king!




49147 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i doubt it was three girls... but it would still be a sick burn if it were just one too..




49177 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

stuff of legends




49192 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

This may be the most epic break up i have ever read!




49212 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ohhh dayummm. hah. [:




49220 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

IVE SO DONE THAT!!!!! but it was only two girls




49225 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

not a good breakup because she didnt believe you and if she did shes just gona outdo you.




49253 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Dick move tbh.




49260 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#3 i love u hahahhaha




49276 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

umm, the OP is a girl, SHE woke up with 3 girls that were better than her bf or gf




49288 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

asshole




49344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Calling BS and dude, she is a woman. She has the power of pussy. If she wanted, she could pull 30 random dudes at once and then release the product of those unions onto your pillows. Just sayin... be careful.




49345 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmfao! this just made my day.




49354 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Lmao at #3.




49358 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

holy god #29 thats just wrong.. but i do agree with you... she could probably do that.. but i'm sure the point got across.. no matter what she broke up with you for.. she is in pain.. hahahah




49408 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

such great karma! lmao




49409 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

It's funner if you have a picture phone and u sent her the pics in the morning. priceless! Never had 3 girls but I once hooked up with my ex's best friend the same day we broke up and sent her the pic of her best friend in my bed. Wont hear back from her again anytime soon! 99 problems but..




49489 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

@ #15 and #34 youre both pathetic assholes. going after the bestfriend? thats a dick move




49531 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

@#35, uhm, man up. besides, if the best friend goes for it, they weren't such a great friend anyway, so it shouldn't matter.




49696 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

@36 so tru...




52657 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#15 is a duche sack mother fucker




54168 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lol this is totally fake, can't believe people actually believe this!




54687 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Send her pics




59500 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

dont let em getcha down bro. you are a GOD. ftw




59802 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

FUCKING EPIC.




64929 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Wow. Epic victory.




Sparks (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

They never said break up sex had to be with the same person.... :)


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