(207): (Received): I am holding your cat hostage I will contact you with the demands for the ransom. (Sent): Mother, you peculiar woman, do you want ice cream or something?

Comments: 13

48763 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

Fake... "Mother, you peculiar woman, do you want ice cream or something?" thats so obviously fake, who would send something like that.. pretty much that fact that you needed to refer to your mother as "mother" in the text shows its fake..

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48772 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I refer to my mother as 'mother'. Especially when she says weird things like this.

48777 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

so do i

48805 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#1 fails

48819 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

God, I'd swear I posted this without knowing it. My mom say shit like this too often. It's depressing, really.

48896 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

well, it'll happen to all of us one day. Not our senile mother holding our cat for ransom, but... you know... senile-stuff. At least she's not holding a person ransom. That's a plus, right?

49030 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i don't think the mom was senile, just drunk. i know my mother's been there a few times in recent memory lol. Really odd when you start drunk texting your parents and they text back =/

49170 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I know PLENTY of people who talk to their mothers like this. Especially when said mother is acting odd.

49210 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Or maybe she wasn't acting odd, and they were both messing around? that's what my madre and I do all the time.

haha (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

When my mom says shit like that, I definately talk to her like that. In fact, if my mom ever got drunk, I can TOTALLY picture a conversation going like this. Lol. This is pretty f*ckin awesome.

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