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(317):
So that Guy I went home with last gets me completely naked, looks me in the eyes, and says, "I'm gonna toe fuck you so hard". My response "as long as I can stick my eight inch dildo in your ass". He agreed.
(319):
So tonight was the first time me and Cody had sex. We were in the basement, and his mom walked by the window outside. She had a perfect view of me naked on her couch with my her son's face in my vagina. I looked up just in time to see her turn and cover her face.
(958):
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
(Anonymous):
he said he didnt mind that i was on my period. so we had sex. afterwards i apologized, to which he said "its all part of nature" and i said "well, my nature is all over your sheets..."
(814):
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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(732):
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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