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(262):
The first time she threw up, afterwards she yelled, 'SMELLS LIKE ROOT BEER'. And the 2nd time she yelled "I'M A DRAGON." And then she passed out right on the bathroom floor. I love our romantic nights together.
(417):
(rcvd) dude amy fucking farted while we were 69'in... pretty sure i have pink eye now (sent) OWNED!!
(203):
Dude, last night I got my first fuck, my first blowjob and my first handjob, all from different girls!
(251):
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Hey!!! (1-903): Yeah? (903): €==D-- O-; ???? (1-903): What you want some head? (903): No shit! Why else would I draw you a damn picture! Come over :)
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(310):
I just found the missing piece of quesdilla from last night
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