(530): S: Dude you need to wake up, I need a ride to the Hospital. R: What? I'm getting up. S: She sneezed and got me again. R: Are you fucking serious?! That bitch does it on purpose! Why did you ever let her near your dick again! S: Please come get me, I can't drive. It is bleeding and she just freaked out and left.

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48554 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

wtf?




Cheap software online (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 years ago

ZQSfMH I do`t regret that spent a few of minutes for reading. Write more often, surely'll come to read something new!...




48562 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

haha that would suck if someone bit your dick all the time.




48578 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

omg! or EVER!!!




48602 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

...? ouch?




48604 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

OMGD8




48901 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

.... I will PRAY for your penis.




48904 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

...Clearly fake?




49105 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I would cut that bitch's clit off.




49654 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Would you really be calm enough to text?




51024 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

damnnn


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