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(847):
I just murdered the dance floor call the cops. MDT
(443):
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
(201):
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
(850):
Dude she did the war chant while blowing me, never missed a beat! This freshmen class has a lot of potential...
(781):
Went to go pick up condoms and cigs last night at a 24 hr mobil, go to the register with the condoms and take out my ID for the smokes and the old man behind the counter tells me "Put it away if you're old enough to fuck you're old enough to smoke"...just made my night tht much better
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(434):
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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