(615): Seriously, I've walked in on my roommate 3 times masturbating with her hairbrush handle. I know what I'm getting her her birthday next week: a big fat dildo.

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47313 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

i did that :| someone get ME a dildo? or just fuck me? yes? no? ok..




bookmarks (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

ZDT7li Enjoyed every bit of your post.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.




47314 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I'd totally fuck you




47316 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Why don't you just get her a boyfriend? xD




47367 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

why dont u just fuck here anyway... lol she could prob use a dick in her lol




47379 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

i've done it too...poor girls alternative :/




47389 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

You're a good friend =]]




47398 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

You still haven't fucking learned to knock??




47439 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Fuck the dildo. Buy her a lock!




50168 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#1 ill fuck you. ill fuck ur roommate too. lol =]


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