(847): My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo

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46795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

You probably can't afford a dildo, it's time To face the truth




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46796 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL




46797 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

nothing wrong with a zucchini as a dildo, use it, rinse it, eat it




46798 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Hey dildos the real ones anyway (not the crap they sell at spencers) are pretty expensive. Anyone who has ever been in a real sex store would know that.




46799 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I guess your mom didnt want people to think she couldnt afford a dildo either...




46800 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Way better than cucumbers, they get limp at room temperature...




46801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

she alrady has a dildo for a son, why does she need the zucchini?




46842 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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47666 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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