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(nicole):
Last night, sent: "He's just waiting til everybody leaves. Maybe I should pretend I'm too drunk." Received: "Why's that?" Sent: "Then I wouldn't remember him f*cking me." MDT
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6 months ago
Last one to utizlie this is a rotten egg!
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hxRBJXkTWHA (0 Points) 6 months ago
Last one to utizlie this is a rotten egg!