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One of my friends came home drunk from a bar with a black eye and 2 gashes on his legs, when I asked what happened he replied "I made love to the sidewalk".
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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My 3 year old twins have a huge dry erase board hanging in between their beds. So Jon came home drunk after they fell asleep and drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When he went to erase it he realized it was in Sharpie.
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Last night, i sent to a girl i liked "The smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth was a penis." I haven't heard back yet. MDT
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You put a Chipotle Burrito in baby's clothing and left it in the trash to see if anyone would think it was a baby.
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um...im pretty sure i pulled out?
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UUc6de Thanks again for the blog post. Great.
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UUc6de Thanks again for the blog post. Great.