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(989):
I have a plan. I bring him home but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi.
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is it bad that i'm traveling more than 6 hours just to fuck him?(408) is he big?(818) HUGE(408) you're fine.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
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I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose.
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can i at least slide my debit card down your ass like they did on the tip drill video??? (1-678) can i get cash back???
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do it.
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hahah
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44610 (0 Points) 3 years ago
do it.