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(937):
do you have a crowbar? We are shotgunning the keg!
(928):
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
(440):
How do I get into her pants??? (1-440): Buy her a bottle, its like a wedding ring for the night....
(813):
remember that ugly girl you made me giv a shot to last night? she asked if i had roofied it. my first thought after that was, "ur way too ugly to roofy, if i had one, i wouldnt waste it on you". that beast should be lucky to get roofied
(305):
OMG sex was great last night, especially the part where he pulled out too soon and shot himself in the eye. HOW'S IT FEEL NOW BITCH!
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(773):
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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